The Nineteenth Hole

I work at a deoderant company, sniffing the samples and deciding if theyre good or not. sometimes my nose burns out, but it usualy comes back after another snort of acid. my husband, Flag Jordanson, is a "lab technician" (he cleans up shit for osme science guys.) we have two beutiful children named Madeline Maureen, Maranda Grace, and Michael Paul. michael paul has an enormous head that out-weighs his body sometimes, so hell randomly fall backwards. maranda grace has a "body hair problem", so we have to have her monthly. madeline maureen, on the other hand, is a beautiful and talented child. dont you love her name? anyway, we live in a three story attic (dont ask. we just do) above my parents house. sometimes we can hear them havving old people sex. my hobbies inclde golf and stamp collecting. i also like to wear XXL pea-soup-green sweaters that sag all over nme.