The Nineteenth Hole

Can a hippo feel happy if she has a very long neck?

Can a hippo feel happy if she has a very long neck?

The creature will have it's moments I'm sure. But will the Hippo know it? Does it understand the concept between joy and depression?
A Hippo with a long neck would be an aberration in that the genetics of the Hippopotamus are wired to a short neck to accommodate it's environment. So if the creature is saddled with a long neck it will give it a great deal of trouble in pains associated with a deviant body. A very long neck on it would be a pain in the neck.

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